If I had a roll of toilet paper for every guy that’s clawed their way back into my DM’s over the past week I’d have…at least 6 rolls of toilet paper! Now I’m not referring to guys I’ve dated in the past 6 months who are stopping by my socials in a bid to rekindle the flame. I’m talking about creatures from deep! Like that … Continue reading
After 5 years I’ve ended my relationship with the social experiment that marries off strangers and lets us watch the shit show that ensues. After seven seasons, one hundred and eighteen contestants, one relationship and one marriage you don’t need to be a statistician to see that Channel Nine’s thinly veiled guise at helping singles “find love” is fraught with issues. Now, it is at … Continue reading Why I’ve Quit MAFS!
After a disaster of a manicure at a shopping mall nail salon I was referred to a new “nail lady”. I promise this is going somewhere! Prior to seeing Sandra (the new “nail lady”) I was simply an anonymous set of hands that walked in off the street and inconvenienced the nail technicians by asking sheepishly if they had time for a mani. The tone … Continue reading It’s 2020…stop asking women why they’re single!