This week I was ghosted! It was not a minor ghosting offence, like when you’re sick of making small talk with Barry from Bumble (guilty). It was a kick-in-the-pants-shit-show of a Houdini! Why? Because I didn’t see it coming. Now before you roll your eyes, I didn’t come down in yesterday’s shower, I am aware that the entire premise of ghosting is that you don’t … Continue reading
If I had a roll of toilet paper for every guy that’s clawed their way back into my DM’s over the past week I’d have…at least 6 rolls of toilet paper! Now I’m not referring to guys I’ve dated in the past 6 months who are stopping by my socials in a bid to rekindle the flame. I’m talking about creatures from deep! Like that … Continue reading
After 5 years I’ve ended my relationship with the social experiment that marries off strangers and lets us watch the shit show that ensues. After seven seasons, one hundred and eighteen contestants, one relationship and one marriage you don’t need to be a statistician to see that Channel Nine’s thinly veiled guise at helping singles “find love” is fraught with issues. Now, it is at … Continue reading Why I’ve Quit MAFS!
After a disaster of a manicure at a shopping mall nail salon I was referred to a new “nail lady”. I promise this is going somewhere! Prior to seeing Sandra (the new “nail lady”) I was simply an anonymous set of hands that walked in off the street and inconvenienced the nail technicians by asking sheepishly if they had time for a mani. The tone … Continue reading It’s 2020…stop asking women why they’re single!
I had lofty ideals of kicking off my writing year with the ‘Dating Commandments of 2020’ however an unexpected (well partially expected) turn of events has put that on the back burner. There’s a story here…I certainly didn’t plan on beginning 2020 with a post about me making it a mere 6 days into the new year before being triggered by the ghost of garbage … Continue reading The Attack of the Ghost of Garbage Past AKA I Am Triggered!
Move over mowers, in Episode 3 it’s full steam ahead with the ‘dog acts’ – both literally and figuratively! Episode 2 saw Angie single handedly show Australia how to best to deal with toxic masculinity by metaphorically kicking Jess in the gonads (and to the curb) after his grossly inappropriate behaviour. With harmony restored to the Mansh (mansion) the Ken dolls are free to resume … Continue reading Bachelorette Australia Season 5, Episode 3 Recap.
A puppy, a meat pie and a push bike. And so begins this season of the Bachelorette Australia. Episode 1 certainly did not disappoint as we watched the mansion heave with more testosterone than a summer music festival. We’ve waited with bated breath to see Goggle Box alum Angie Kent side step into the coveted role of most eligible woman in Australia, and I for … Continue reading Bachelorette Australia Season 5, Episode 1 recap…
Never was a truer phrase uttered! Am I an influencer? No. Am I a psych major who specialises in relationships and dating? Also no. Quite simply, I am a single woman who is intrigued by all things modern dating and romance, and this is the platform upon which I will regale you with my musings on love, dating, sex and everything in between. While I … Continue reading I don’t know who needs to hear this – but you are not an influencer!