If I had a roll of toilet paper for every guy that’s clawed their way back into my DM’s over the past week I’d have…at least 6 rolls of toilet paper! Now I’m not referring to guys I’ve dated in the past 6 months who are stopping by my socials in a bid to rekindle the flame. I’m talking about creatures from deep! Like that … Continue reading
After 5 years I’ve ended my relationship with the social experiment that marries off strangers and lets us watch the shit show that ensues. After seven seasons, one hundred and eighteen contestants, one relationship and one marriage you don’t need to be a statistician to see that Channel Nine’s thinly veiled guise at helping singles “find love” is fraught with issues. Now, it is at … Continue reading Why I’ve Quit MAFS!
Move over mowers, in Episode 3 it’s full steam ahead with the ‘dog acts’ – both literally and figuratively! Episode 2 saw Angie single handedly show Australia how to best to deal with toxic masculinity by metaphorically kicking Jess in the gonads (and to the curb) after his grossly inappropriate behaviour. With harmony restored to the Mansh (mansion) the Ken dolls are free to resume … Continue reading Bachelorette Australia Season 5, Episode 3 Recap.
A puppy, a meat pie and a push bike. And so begins this season of the Bachelorette Australia. Episode 1 certainly did not disappoint as we watched the mansion heave with more testosterone than a summer music festival. We’ve waited with bated breath to see Goggle Box alum Angie Kent side step into the coveted role of most eligible woman in Australia, and I for … Continue reading Bachelorette Australia Season 5, Episode 1 recap…